Don’t Try So Hard

Marlo Stanfield is a bad man. (Fast forward to the 3 minute mark to get to the good stuff)

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Some people take football way too seriously. Relax guy, its just a game.

Rachel Bilson is evidence of this scientifically proven theory:

Based on personal experience, people from New Hampshire are fucking crazy. The one person I’ve ever met from New Hampshire was a dumb fucking cunt that nearly ruined one of my best friends life as she sunk her claws into his life and wouldn’t let go.

Last night’s results confirmed that that bitch is not alone. There are 110,000 lunatics to go with her, who voted for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama.

If last nights results prove anything, its that Women should never have been given the right to vote. Hopefully Obama takes care of that once he is President.

I’m not worried tho. Obama will win South Carolina as well as Nevada. It’s time to jump on the bandwagon or get run the fuck over:

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