June 2007


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The iPhone came out today. Upgrade.

I figure I’ll get one of these as soon as possible (the wait can’t be more than a month, can it?). The smart thing to do would be to wait for the first batch to come out, let Apple figure out all the defects and then buy one that won’t break down on me in 3 months. Thankfully I’m not that smart.

I’ve been going through ipod withdrawal since my first ipod’s battery shat out on me two years ago.

Saying no to the iphone cuz there might be defects would be like a crackhead saying no to Baltimore crack (thats what Baltimore is known for right?) cuz of the shit remnants from the rectum smuggle on the flight. Baltimore Crack is still outstanding Crack….shit stains be damned.

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Update: so my sources tell me the iphone is actually a piece of shit thats not worth getting. And by sources I mean a link  from gorilla mask.

Suddenly paying half the price and getting 4 times as much memory with the Video-ipod makes a lot more sense.

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He drafted Kevin Durant, who is 6’10 and capable of playing the 2, 3 or eventually even the 4 once he bulks up in a few years. He then traded for Jeff Green, a 6’9 forward with guard skills who can match up at the 3 or 4. This is where the genius part comes in.  A normal douche GM that drafts 2 similar players, both of which also have a lot in common with free-agent-to-be-Rashard Lewis would mean that the team plans on letting  Lewis go. But when we’re dealing with a genius like Presti, it means he’s putting together the pieces to build a perfect team. Similar to the one that can be found  HERE.

According to Rick Bucher, Presti plans on re-signing Lewis and playing all 3 of them together,  each one interchangable with the other. Now thats some fucking vision.
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God bless you Sam Presti. Lewis re-signing is not a done deal, but the Soncis can offer him the most money, so if they’re committed to brining him back and Lewis is commited to making as much money as he can, chances are I won’t look like a douche and have to go back and edit this post.

 

Marisa Miller

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Did you know there are actually 4 Branches of Government? Executive, Legislative, Judicial and………

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Apparently, Checks and Balances don’t apply to him since he doesn’t consider himself a part of the executive branch. Here’ a link that sums up the situation quite well…

Cheney Names Himself Fourth Branch of Government.

I guess the time he shot a friend in the face and didn’t bother to tell anyone about it for 48 hours, not even Bush, should have been considered a red flag that he literally does not give a fuck. Or maybe the continuous lies he spews about Al-Queda being linked to Iraq pre-9/11. Or the illegal wire-taps. Or keeping Gitmo open so he can just throw suspects into a black hole as he pleases without giving them their due process.

But you gotta give the man props. His desire to shit all over the constitution is truly impressive.

The guy below is a hero. Fuck Dick Cheney is right:

A while back I started to jump off the Jessica Alba bandwagon. Well that was wrong. Fuck Angelina Jolie (I don’t really mean that)……..Alba is officially the Perfect Woman.


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If those pictures didn’t convince you, this quote from a few years back should do the trick…

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: “I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex.

“I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more.

“I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

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First off, there’s no chance Kobe actually ends up getting traded. For all the obvious reasons (can’t get fair value, Laker fans would riot, IT’S KOBE FUCKING BRYANT)….but since some people (most notably all the jackasses in the media) seem to be living in a fantasy land acting like its a possiblity, I figured I’d throw out my own fantasy trade:

Kobe to Seattle for Rashard Lewis and the #2 Pick (Kevin Durant)

That way the Lakers could run my dream smallball/bigball (its literally both things at the same time aka the Fucking Shit) lineup of Odom at the Point, Durant at the 2, Walton at the 3, Lewis at the 4 and Bynum at the 5.

A bunch of 6’9 Beasts running around with Bynum mixed in there just for some size on defense. I really don’t give a fuck who the center is. I’m not 100% sure that the above team would even need a center. I’m down with 4 on 5. More room on offense to operate and defense would be solved with a solid box zone. We’ll let Phil figure out the details. One option would be to get rid of Bynum for another 6’9 beast so he’s not out there F’ing up the perfect team.

But back to reality. Kobe’s not getting traded and the Lakers have to do something. The problem is that J O’neal is the most likely target, but the Pacers want Odom and Bynum which is retarded considering Odom is the best player of the three and Bynum’s not even 20 and would probably be the best center in the East in 3 years. If you’re trading both Odom and Bynum, it better be for fucking KG.

The key is trading Bynum for someone good enough to make the Lakers legit contenders. This side of Greg Oden, hes the best young true center in the league (DHoward is a 4/5) . The kid is legit and has a lot of trade value, and in another lifetime, I would hate to trade him away. But at this point, something has to be done and trading Bynum is the only thing that will make things work out for the best.

And finally, you can’t really blame Kobe for being so adamant about trading Bynum; how would you feel if your team hinged its franchise hopes on a 19 year old Tracy Morgan?

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One last reminder why the Lakers will never trade Kobe away:

And who says Kobe doesn’t inspire his teammates?

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I’m not even into blondes, but for her, I think I’d make an exception.

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