Well that couldn’t have worked out better. Kevin Durant and Greg Oden will be residing on the
Left Best Coast for the forseeable future. Oden ends up on a young team that fits him perfectly and Durant will get to team up with Rashard Lewis and Ray Ray Allen to create a shooting trifecta that would make even the suns envious.
I can’t even put into words how sick a combination Lewis and Durant will make. Jesus Christ. I have separate man crush’s on both of their games. Together, they might just be enough to turn me gay*.
And most importantly, Boston gets fucked in the ass with the #5 pick. If there was one thing I can’t handle its rooting for the Celtics (or any Boston team actually) so Durant going to shitty-ass Boston would have been shitty.
Upgrade on the Suns not getting a top 5 pick. Fuck that would have been awful.
I tried to find a clip of Durant on youtube but nothing did him any justice. Just imagine Chris Bosh with Tmac’s range, Steve Nash’s touch, Elton Brand’s length and Kobe’s competitiveness aka the perfect player.
*back into a Supersonics fan. Shawn Kemp for LYFE.
Special Emphasis on the Double Point after the final dunk. Kemp was the fucking man.
Jerry Falwell passed away at the age of 73
He is known for leading the revival of the Religious Right aka being an asshole.
Some people might be offended, but this nutcase had way way too much power and influence and America is worse off because of it.
Here is an excerpt of a conversation he had with fellow nutcase Pat Robertson on Robertson’s show The 700 Club following 9-11. Link Here
Partial transcript of comments from the
September 13, 2001 telecast of the 700 Club
JERRY FALWELL:…And I agree totally with you that the Lord has protected us so wonderfully these 225 years. And since 1812, this is the first time that we’ve been attacked on our soil, first time, and by far the worst results. And I fear, as Donald Rumsfeld, the Secretary of Defense said yesterday, that this is only the beginning. And with biological warfare available to these monsters; the Husseins, the Bin Ladens, the Arafats, what we saw on Tuesday, as terrible as it is, could be miniscule if, in fact, if in fact God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.
PAT ROBERTSON: Jerry, that’s my feeling. I think we’ve just seen the antechamber to terror. We haven’t even begun to see what they can do to the major population.
JERRY FALWELL: The ACLU’s got to take a lot of blame for this.
PAT ROBERTSON: Well, yes.
JERRY FALWELL: And, I know that I’ll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this happen’.
PAT ROBERTSON: Well, I totally concur, and the problem is we have adopted that agenda at the highest levels of our government. And so we’re responsible as a free society for what the top people do. And, the top people, of course, is the court system.
JERRY FALWELL: Amen. Pat, did you notice yesterday? The ACLU, and all the Christ-haters, the People For the American Way, NOW, etc. were totally disregarded by the Democrats and the Republicans in both houses of Congress as they went out on the steps and called out on to God in prayer and sang ‘God Bless America’ and said ‘let the ACLU be hanged’. In other words, when the nation is on its knees, the only normal and natural and spiritual thing to do is what we ought to be doing all the time- calling upon God.
PAT ROBERTSON: Amen.
So yah, good riddance. Hopefully Robertson is next. Crazy fucker. Evidence Here. Its possible he is Corrupt as well……shocking.
But back to Falwell, also worth mentioning is Falwell’s battle with Hustler over This Ad. It’s pretty funny, I don’t see what the big deal was.
Update: Warriors went limp like a dick inside Linsday Lohan. Its like they forgot shooting is the one thing they do well. Without that they’re just a sexy version of the Hawks.
So the dream Warriors vs. Suns matchup is looking dicey at best right now. Golden State will begin the resurrection of said dream tonight with a 114-112 win at Utah.
Lindsay Lohan has been awarded the top spot on Maxim’s Hottest 100 list.
She finished ahead of Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson and many many more. Basically every girl in the world. Try to wrap your brain around that for a second.
Drew Barrymore getting awarded “Most Beautiful Person” by People is one thing. People Magazine is for ugly and old people so they can’t give credit to legitimate “beautiful” people since that would make their readers feel like shit. So People gets a pass.
Maxim on the other hand has no excuse. What blind retarded monkey decided it would make sense to give Lohan the #1 spot. There are about 10,000 Regular Women in LA hotter than Lohan. So obviously #1 on a list which encompasses practically all of hollywood is a bit of a reach.
So according to Maxim this
is hotter than this
and finally this
I better convert to “Jesus-is-my-Savior” real quick cuz the apocolypse is obviously on its way.
So last night was awful but Friday night was tits. Particularly the part where Baron “The Legend” Davis put the entire
U.S.S.R Country of Russia on notice.
The clip below is kind of like if we had nuked Russia back in the day, only instead of a bomb we used a basketball. Well, okay, so its nothing like that, but if this had happened 30 years ago, Baron Davis would have gone down in history as the Man who ended the Cold War.
Back in the friendly confines of Oracle Arena, hopefully we’ll see more of this
Here’s to the Warriors not completely shitting the bed like Wednesday.
Warriors 115 – Jazz 105
Some people might have a problem with the clip below. But those people are lame. You can see the kid is really enjoying himself. Its not like he’s at the mercy of his Dad. If he was scared / aware of the situation he could have just climbed out of the steering wheel. The fact that he didn’t means if something had gone wrong it would have been his fault, not his Dad’s. It’s a little thing I like to call Personal Accountability.